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  • ISBN 13: 9781617753824
  • ISBN 10: 1617753823
  • Price: $4.99 / $6.99 CAN
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You Have to Fucking Eat

Fixed Layout Edition

By (author) Adam Mansbach, Illustrated by Owen Brozman

A New York Times Best Seller One of BookRiot's Must-Read Books from Indie Presses for 2014 One of Flavorwire's 50 Best Independent Fiction and Poetry Books of 2014 ""You Have to F***ing Eat makes parents of picky eaters smile."" --TODAY Parents ""Adam Mansbach...will delight exhausted and exasperated parents everywhere for a second time with You Have to F**king Eat--another children's book that is most definitely not for children."" --Entertainment Weekly ""An equally hilarious ode to kids at the table."" --Huffington Post ""Parents, Adam Mansbach gets you. He understood that sometimes your kids just won't go the f**k to sleep. And, in his new foulmouthed bedtime book for parents out Wednesday, he understands that sometimes they just won't f**king eat. And he knows, well, it's really f**king annoying. So how about some f**king comic relief"" --GQ ""A likeable variation on a universal f***ing theme."" --Kirkus Reviews ""A hilarious sendup of the eternal fight between kids and their parents over what to eat and when--if at all."" --New York Journal of Books ""If you're a frustrated parent with a picky child, or even just one who appreciates 'deranged' humor, especially humor that rhymes, this is a terrific read for you...Parents will enjoy a good chuckle and subtle reminder that everything is better, including parenthood, if tackled with a little bit of humor."" --San Francisco Book Review ""You Have to F**cking Eat, Sequel to Go the F**k to Sleep, Is Finally F**king Coming...It will arrive just in time to gift it to your brother-in-law, who, upon unwrapping it, will clutch it immediately to his chest and shake his head furiously at his waist-high daughter as she claws at him with her chewed up nails. 'No, no, it's not for you,' he'll say, laughing and crying at the same time."" --Flavorwire ""An uproarious spoof of bedtime board books."" --San Francisco Chronicle ""A 21st-century bedtime story for the ages (and all ages) if there ever was one."" --Bay Area Reporter ""Parents, when your precious angel rips you from your three hours of sleep to demand food that he won't actually eat, you'll want this f'ing book."" --Mashable ""Forthcoming new book by genius funnyman Adam Mansbach."" --BoingBoing ""Mansbach freely, fabulously curses out the uncensored truth; Brozman makes sure you'll recognize your irresistible, equitably diverse mini-mes with those all-too-familiar expressions, from utter disdain to overwhelming trust and every little eyeball roll in between."" --BookDragon/Smithsonian Asian Pacific American Center ""If your kid has never presented you with some new mind-boggling preference at mealtime, I suspect you're lying."" --Persephone Magazine ""This book is genius. It is what every parent is thinking when their child refuses dinner."" --Old School/New School Mom ""With this soon-to-be crude classic, Adam Mansbach has nailed it with his undeniable animal/child comparisons all cozily complimented by Owen Brozman's humorous illustration--we dare you not to giggle into your eggnog."" --Curious Mom ""Illustrations are just as enjoyable and the narrative again paints the perfect picture."" --Roundtable Reviews From the author of the international best seller Go the F*** to Sleep comes a long-awaited sequel about the other great parental frustration: getting your little angel to eat something that even vaguely resembles a normal meal. Profane, loving, and deeply cathartic, You Have to F***ing Eat breaks the code of child-rearing silence, giving moms and dads new, old, grand- and expectant, a much-needed chance to laugh about a universal problem. A perfect gift book like the smash hit Go the F*** to Sleep (over 1.5 million copies sold worldwide!), You Have to F***ing Eat perfectly captures Mansbach's trademark humor, which is simultaneously affectionate and radically honest. You probably shouldn't read it to your kids.

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