Introduction
A brief history of arguments
Types of arguments
One: The Interminable Argument
Two: The Domestic Argument
Three: The Defensive Argument
Four: The Spoiling Argument
Five: The Pathologizing Argument
Six: The Escalation Argument
Seven: The Eve-of-Journey Argument
Eight: The Absentee Argument
Nine: The Identity Argument
Ten: The Argument of Normality
Eleven: The Parental Resemblance Argument
Twelve: The Argument from Excessive Logic
Thirteen: The Attention-Seeking Argument
Fourteen: The Paraphrase Argument
Fifteen: The Argument in Paradise
Sixteen: The Sulk Argument
Seventeen: The Crush Argument
Eighteen: The Lost Item Argument
Nineteen: The Argument from Guilt
Twenty: The No-sex argument
Conclusion: Towards less bitter arguments