Grandpa's Witched Up Christmas

When Grandpa was a boy, the most terrible thing happened to him the day before Christmas. While taking a shortcut through the woods, he met three fearsome witches. One, with sharp teeth and hair like an unmowed lawn, pointed her finger at him, squealed, "Sha-zam!" and turned him into a snake. The second witch, who didn't have any feet, turned him into a turkey buzzard. And the third-tall and warty-screamed, "Ta-pooty!" and changed him into a pig. Home he ran, but his parents wouldn't let him in.
James Flora's tall tales—among them Grandpa's Ghost Stories rereleased by Feral House in 2017—with his ingenious illustrations, are favorites with children and adults alike. His many fans will be delighted with Grandpa's next adventures.